Wednesday, April 1, 2009

How I Can Tell Evil Husband is Finally Mending (April Fool's)

So, this, to me, is a crystal-clear sign that hubby is finally on the mend after all his befuddling and painful medical issues of the past several months.

This morning, he awakened me with a cup of coffee, saying "President O has been shot in London, wake up!" -- and as my groggy eyes snapped open, he said,

"April Fools."

Yeah. Thanks, honey.

That's how I can tell his twisted black humor is coming back to life.

(Secret Service, if you ever scan this like you would an Al-Queda blog, IT WAS A JOKE. APRIL FOOLS, OK???)

Not a FUNNY joke, to be sure -- but I will never understand how that man's mind works. Never in a million years.