OK, the shoe fetish thing...

So, I'm waiting for video to render for a work project, and while waiting, I've been surfing eBay for shoes in my size. Nothing has changed, apparently -- in my size, the biggest group of shoes tend to be labeled something like "sexxxy dominatrix pumps, 6" spikes" and so forth. (OK, that might just be enough to get me blacklisted or something, who knows?)